A Roma Fa Caldo

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It’s different to be in a place not as a tourist but as a visitor. In my number of times to Italy, I have seen most of the things in Rome I want to see as a tourist: the Colosseum, the Forum, Trajan’s Forum & Markets, Trajan’s Column, the Vatican and its museums, Capitoline Hill and its museums, St. Peter’s, the Borghese Gallery, all the famous piazze with their famous centerpieces, the Pantheon. I’ve walked Via del Corso many times, taken photos at the Spanish Steps and admired the Etruscan collection in the Villa Giulia. I am very cognizant of my good fortune to say I have done these things; I thank my parents immensely for bringing us here in the first place, years ago, and for supporting our travels, near and far.

As such, the sights I have left to see, of course, are many, but they are the less “important,” in the sense of the Grant Tour of Rome: I still have to explore the Trastevere neighborhood, go to the Catacombs, see Ostia Antica, spend more time, perhaps, in the Borghese park. There are always more churches. I take fewer photos now of monuments, and more of people.

This being the case, my days here will be more filled with the quotidian practices one succumbs to when a place becomes more of a stopping point than a touring point. Today, for instance, I woke up around 8, got out of the house with Umberto around 9:30, got some things at the pharmacy that I needed, we went to his school (they post grades here), I went off on my own to have a little walk around the Spanish Steps. Their school is situated next to Piazza Spagna, so I made my way down to Via del Corso, walked to Piazza del Popolo, and turned around. I didn’t know what I was looking for, if anything. It’s getting hotter here, and in the morning the advantage of being out that early is simply that there are fewer crowds. I knew I wanted to sit for a little while and maybe have a cornetto and even—gasp–a cappuccino, which I never drink, but figured it would be poetic and appropriate, or somesuch. The problem was that the entire area seemed full of overpriced cafes for tourists. I knew the Italians had to go somewhere, and in all likelihood it was not down Via del Croce, where I ended up. But I was getting warm and wanted to sit down.

The cafe itself was very near the Spanish Steps. Across from it were two or three other cafes, all dueling for business among the tourists. I sat and ordered my snack, and listened as the waiters tried to lure in the others. Yelping at passers-by, the waiters’ continual shouts of “cafe, Italian beer, pizza, spaghetti, pasta, panini,” must get old for the residents above them. Sometimes they would say hello in the language they assumed the people spoke; I heard some unintelligible konichiwas and many holas. Sometimes they were right, but often they were wrong. Across the way, I overheard a conversation between one of the young waiters who seemed to like very much the guessing of provenance. “Mexican?” he asked his clients, who were clearly not (at least, to me). The woman looked at him over her bedazzled shades and said, “American.” Tourists, 1, Cameriere, 0.

By all means, Rome…

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All roads indeed lead to Rome, but theirs also is a more mystical destination, some bourne of which no traveller knows the name, some city, they all seem to hint, even more eternal.
Richard Le Gallienne

I find that once I step foot onto a plane bound for Italy, the atmosphere of the flight changes. Maybe it’s my imagination, but I gather that the air is a little fuller, conversation a little louder, gesticulation much grander. The language’s music plays sonatas. I had enjoyed learning a lot of Dutch words, but being in an environment where I’ve stopped straining to understand is a relief. That’s not to say I’m not rusty; this trip comes at a good time for my language skills. But I guess it’s like riding a bike—and I had had a lot of practice doing that only a couple days before. 🙂

My arrival into Rome was late, and I didn’t get to the apartment until about 11. I was welcomed in, had a snack, watched some teen soap, went to bed. The next day, after a series of events that are not worth recounting but I assure you, dear reader, that if you had been a third party and witnessed the back and forth and searching that had transpired when my friend Amy and I tried to connect at Roma Termini, I phoneless, there would have been too much dramatic irony. Long story short, we both made it to Orvieto, albeit on different trains.

I only stayed in Orvieto for a few nights; I wanted to see Amy & Mike, who’s teaching there right now, and wanted to touch base with my “family” over there. We went to Florence with the program on Friday and got to see the David at the Accademia, as well as an impressive Etruscan collection at the archaeological museum, which apparently had been closed last time I was in Florence. Although I had seen the David twice before, he really is quite something. The light and the grandeur strikes you as you walk into the gallery designed especially to display him. Plus, you know, he’s hot and stuff. 😉

We managed to eat lunch at a trattoria where the servers didn’t even speak English and the only other people who were eating while we did were Italian. We were pretty proud of ourselves for avoiding a totally overpriced tourist trap restaurant, especially for Amy’s first proper meal in Italy ever. Fresh spaghetti with carbonara was on my plate, while Mike got the arrabbiata and Amy a risotto with pear and taleggio.

The evening promised Pizzeria Charlie, which has moved recently to a much larger space (for those of you who know what I’m talking about, it’s not where Re Artu used to be, back by Piazza della Reppublica).

To market Amy and I went to the next day, and I bought my first pair of white linen pants! I don’t know if I’ll be able to pull them off, but I certainly am excited to try. I bought fresh arugula, some bread, and had mozzarella di bufala for lunch, and we lounged at the apartment, enjoying each other’s company and reading.

While on the reading note, I have to peddle my all-time favorite book about Italy (and, perhaps, perhaps, my all-time favorite book, period): A Room With a View by E.M. Forster. I found it for free on my Kindle before I left the States, and decided it was a good book to have in any case. Re-reading it in Italy, especially after jaunting to Florence for a day, is a treat. I had forgotten the nuances of Forster’s voice, and his gentle humor. There are so many life lessons and truths in that book, and I enjoyed using the Kindle highlighting feature. No need to fear, luddites: my hard copy at home is similarly highlighted, in real ink.

Saturday night we enjoyed a dinner at the library of Orvieto—a fundraiser and celebration of the new children’s room opening. Buffet lines in Italy are comical. Italians refuse to taint the virtue of their courses by using the same plate for everything. Buffets simply don’t do. We didn’t mind piling pasta atop bruschette and grilled vegetables. Most of the Italians, however, either got separate plates for their pasta or skipped it altogether, horrified at the idea that the taste of a primo piatto could be marred by oil from a crostino, or worse, the vinegar from the salad. Luckily, the restaurant thought of plastic plates for dessert, so everyone also enjoyed something sweet.

And now, after a train ride and a moto ride, I am back in Rome. Home base. My computer is having some connectivity issues, so I apologize for any delays in posting. I’ll sort it out eventually. I’ll be here, save a few day trips, until July, at which point I venture to Greece to encounter heroes real and mythical.

Amsterdam in a Nutshell

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All in all, Amsterdam was amazing. The weather was beautiful (except for a 3 hour stint on Wednesday where it rained cats and dogs, then cleared up), much warmer than London.

The first day was cloudy, so we thought we’d cover the museums we wanted to see, first. We went to the Rijksmuseum, which is like the national museum of art from the Golden Age. I really enjoyed it, and I liked seeing all the Rembrandts. Two giant doll houses, replete with real silverware (as in, silver silver), real linens, real porcelain, were on display. Apparently it had been a symbol of wealth for ladies to curate these enormous doll houses and furnish them, just as they would their normal sized home. Certainly not for playing.

The Van Gogh Museum was interesting, but I’m not the biggest Van Gogh fan and there were fewer of his supremely famous paintings there than I expected. It was interesting to see his development as a painter, but my favorite part may have been the gift shop. I cringe with shame to say it, but I think it’s true. There were a few of his greats, including one of the sunflower ones, and the bedroom.

We also walked through the flower market area, and later that evening we had a quick dinner and went to grab drinks with more Dutch friends we had dug with.

Our second day we spent in a very different way—we rented bicycles and rode to pick up my friend Job, who is a native Amsterdamian (or however one would name that), and he took us over hill and over dale, to Vondelpark and Vesterpark, where we ate a delicious lunch. We continued back to the city center to get gelato with Dutch waffles, ice-cream sandwich style. We rode through the Red Light District to get there, so we got our exposure to the ladies of the night (even though it was daytime). They looked really sad and bored. From there, we rode to a cool little bar on the water, and had a nice rest and a drink. I maybe fell asleep for awhile on the grass next to the harbor while Lauren and Job talked about beer. From there, we cycled to another bar—this one was a windmill—and eventually made our way through rush hour Amsterdam traffic to return our bikes. I wouldn’t be able to estimate the number of miles we cycled, but it may have been the most I’ve ever ridden before in one day.

The amazing thing was how easy to navigate Amsterdam was; we had to meet Job at his apartment, and with a map and directions from Marijn, we made it there in 30 minutes. There are bike lanes, and SO many bicyclists around that the real danger is not being able to dodge a speedy cyclist rather than getting hit by a tram (although a few times we did get honked at as we tried to follow Job, who was nonchalantly riding ahead of us with no hands, seemingly oblivious to the fact that we were going down one way streets or narrowly missing cars).

That evening, we convened in Marijn & Tijmen’s beautiful garden, where we ate homemade pancakes, Dutch-style. They reminded me a lot of crepes; we ate them both with a traditional sugar syrup (yes, really. The ingredients are: sugar) and powdered sugar and some with melted gouda cheese. DELICIOUS.

Because the skies don’t fade in the north until about 11pm in the summer time, we headed out to a really awesome bar/restaurant place in the same neighborhood Marijn and Tijmen live in, which is the northern part of Amsterdam, over the river. Apparently this area is not as “hip” to live in as southern Amsterdam, but we found it to be just right for us: easy to get to the center, but super relaxing. The bar they took us to was what seemed to be the hippest place I had been on our whole trip, something called Northern Lights. There was a small outdoor stage, in front of which was sand and a fire pit. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think I was on a beach in California. Just around that, though, was a grassy outdoor eating area with a ramada. The building itself looked like it had been an old storage place before its renovation. The walls were of a heavy duty plastic-looking material, and one side was entirely window. Seeing as it was a Tuesday evening, we had the entire upstairs to ourselves. We shot some pool, Lauren and I danced a bit when some old jazz came on, and enjoyed our last evening in Amsterdam very much.

Lauren’s flight left quite early on Wednesday, so we said our goodbyes and Marijn and I spent the day together. We went to eat real Dutch apple pie (YUM! WOW!) and we walked to Tijmen’s work, where I got to check out some sweet finds from their recent excavation (he’s an archaeologist). The weather had flipped a switch, because that morning it was beautiful and then it was a horrid downpour, and finally cleared up again in the early afternoon. Basically all I did that morning was eat. The pie, then we went to lunch with Job, Job’s girlfriend, & Tijmen, and I had this enormous melt with goat cheese and arugula and a number of other yummy ingredients. I wish I could remember them now, because I had thought about trying to replicate it at home. Alas. Eventually I had to catch my flight. I departed Amsterdam with such wonderful memories. I am so grateful I got to spend time with such incredible friends, who are not only Good People in the utmost sense but also excellent hosts.

How to Piss Off Apollo

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-After getting up at 4 in the morning and making it to your bus stop on time, make a prideful comment about the good luck you’ve had traveling so far

-Immediately retract statement, knowing that you have just cursed yourself for the rest of the day

-Joke about pouring libations on said early morning bus

-Purchase tickets for your train (the more expensive ones, of course, since you want to be sure to arrive to your flight on time)

What happens when you piss him off:

-He spills hot tea on your friend on the train, in a forced libation (note: do NOT joke about this as being a forced libation; also, do NOT believe that Apollo has forgiven you. He has not.)

-He makes it so that you happen to be on the train that gets delayed due to a fatality on the tracks up ahead*

-He gives you the option: take a risk on a cab, or take a risk on the train. You choose cab.

-He makes you fork out the equivalent of approximately $110 on said cab.

-He teases you by allowing you to arrive at the airport just in time to catch your flight; the caveat is that your friend cannot check her luggage owing to its size, and she must buy a whole new ticket for the next flight to Amsterdam

At this point, Apollo may have started feeling bad for me, because at that point, when Lauren had to stay and I felt so bad and I was exhausted and stressed, I just lost it. I was sobbing going through security, but of course, in my total disorientation, I didn’t take out my liquids bag, so although my gate is closing in a matter of minutes, Apollo gets one last dig in there to teach me patience: the security guy has to search my carry-on.

To be fair, all of the British people I encountered during this experience were incredibly kind to me; most gave me sympathetic and/or encouraging looks, and one nice lady next to whom I sat on the bus to the airplane chatted with me and definitely helped me calm down. Her best comment was, “Well, you and your friend are healthy and safe, and that is all that matters. At my age, you learn that accepting change is everything.” She is right, of course. I wouldn’t say, either, that I’m generally a traveler who can’t accept this type of change. That’s part of the adventure of travel, it’s definitely all an exercise in going with the flow.

I was also fortunate to have a great flight to Amsterdam, during which I ended up sitting next to a young man who happened to be one of my boyfriend’s close high school friends. Seriously, what are the odds of that happening?! Can someone do the math on that!?

That afternoon I met Lauren at the airport, and we very seriously poured a libation of wine into Marijn and Tijmen’s garden for Apollo. I think they thought we were joking. I assure you, we were not.

Lindy in London

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Lauren and I of course had to dance in London. London may be many things: expensive, rainy, full of people who can’t pronounce “aluminum,” but it is certainly not a bad dance town. We went on Thursday evening to a small, new venue run by Simon Selman of the London Swing Dance Society. For such a small sample of dancers, there were many good partners to be had, and we enjoyed meeting the Brits of the local swing scene. Funnily enough, we ran into a guy who had been in Tucson only a few months before at Warehouse Stomp, who is American but works at the base north of London. Strange to see a familiar face in such an unfamiliar place. Music was more geared to boogie woogie and rock and roll, but we had a great time, anyway.

After much encouragement from the other dancers and in the spirit of embracing the opportunity, we also went dancing Saturday night (yes, we had to get up at 4am to get our bus to Gatwick…more on that, later). Thursday’s crowd had promised us that Saturday’s dance would be well worth our while, and wow, were they right. The music was a bit more in tune to what we’re used to hearing: more big band, still a lot of stuff our Djs wouldn’t put on, but a bit more our style. People got gussied up real nice (we didn’t), and we met dancers from all over the place, most of whom were really quite fun and excellent. Although our jaunt down to the river bank to dance again left us literally penniless—er, penceless—and we had to ask a Tube staffer to swipe me through the turnstile, and although we had to run all the way from the Kentish Town underground to Jessica’s apartment so that she could let us into the building at 11, and although we were leaving in only a few short hours for our flight to Amsterdam, it was so worth it.

Thank you, London, for showing us a good time. We did our best to represent Tucson’s scene.

The One Where We Went to the Globe aka One of the Best Days of My Life

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Friday morning we awoke to a dreary London morning. There were ominous clouds overhead, and before we had eaten our Cheerios (which have taken on an entirely new context, being in the land where they can actually say that seriously), rain was falling hard and heavy from the sky. Not like regular English spritzing; this, my friends, was rain. Weather be damned, the players at the new Globe theatre perform in rain or shine, and with that attitude we were off to see one of Shakespeare’s greatest comedies to be performed by one of the greatest troupes of actors in the world: Much Ado About Nothing.

If you know me, you know I love me some Shakespeare (if you have any doubt, evidence can be found here). Tragedy, comedy or history, I treasure them all, and it just so happens that Much Ado is not only one of my favorites, it is also one of the Shakespeare shows I got to perform in during high school. My role was minor, an adapted version of Antonio, Leonato’s brother. I was Antonia, the sister of Leonato and aunt to the slandered Hero. It wasn’t Beatrice, but as they say, there are no small parts, only small actors. Anyway, suffice to say that this play holds special significance to my heart.

Today Apollo shone down on us, because the weather cleared and we watched the best production of a Shakespeare play I’ve ever seen staged before us. The direction and acting were perfect; in the true spirit of the theatre’s space, they used it to their utmost. I have never seen such rapport between actors and audience. I always felt like I was in on some inside joke whenever Beatrice and Benedick sparred—they kept their audience in their gaze so often that it was like we were apart of the conversation, too. I have seen and read that play many times, and they found things in the text that I had never thought to be funny, and there were so many moments of pure comedy based on innovative direction. We had splurged on good seats, and I was glad.

Perhaps the highlight of the show was during the climax of the dramatic action (actually, a monologue I had done back in high school) where Beatrice is upset after Hero’s betrayal and is trying to convince Benedick to challenge Claudio. Beatrice’s outer skirt had come unhitched somehow in the fray of the wedding scene, and as she ramped up to this outburst of emotion, there were whisperings among the crowd. Eventually she looked down and noticed that her skirt was nearly a quarter way down her! A moment like this for an actor is pivotal—after all, the show must go on—and she chose a route that I would never have expected at the Globe: the saw her skirt and burst out laughing. The entire audience roared with her, Benedick helped her fix it, and as the guffaws died down, she asked, “Where was I?” After getting her place, she resumed her monologue and then a few seconds later burst into laughter again. Benedick, staying in the spirit of things (after all, we were all friends after the leading lady lost her skirt), starts to pretend to undo his trousers. It was probably a full minute before they were back on track. In some situations, that would have bombed; they’re professionals, performing at a well-reputed venue, shouldn’t they have some composure when that sort of accident occurs? Sure. But! I really think that it was more what Shakespeare would have done, or, at least, approved of. It got more laughs, and didn’t really ruin any part of the emotion of the scene.

I will never forget my playgoing experience to the Globe. Yes, I know it’s not really the one where Shakespeare performed at, but whatever. It rocked.

The Tower of London: Or, Why Beefeaters Are the Coolest Ever

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We got a late start this morning, but got to the Tower of London around 11:45 and decided to take a guided “Yeoman” tour at noon. We were met by Simon, a ruddy-faced, bearded Beefeater with a keenly British sense of humor. Funniest tour I’ve ever taken, hands down. For an hour, we listened to the history of the Tower of London, which isn’t just a tower, just so you know. Oh, no, it is so much more—it’s like a whole compound. How I didn’t realize this, I’m not sure, but I always just pictured one tour. There are like 20 towers at the Tower of London, including the Bloody Tower, where supposedly two boy princes disappeared (2 bodies matching the ages of the boys were discovered later, hidden under the stairs of the White Tower—technically it’s not scientifically proven who killed them or that it was indeed them, but evidence points to Richard III in the Bloody Tower with the candlestick, or somesuch).

The Crown Jewels were blinged OUT. Seriously. So many diamonds and gold and rubies and and and it was nuts. Their royal dishes were all gold. They had a vat of PURE gold that could hold 144 bottles of wine. Also, there was lots of armor. No, really, lots.

We also got a chance to see something that doesn’t happen regularly at the Tower—a stage combat class from the University of Essex did a little scene in Elizabethan garb. Everyone basically ended up dead, but it was fun to watch them practice dueling!

Our afternoon-long expedition with the Tower came to a close and we strolled over the London Bridge. It happened that we also caught the bridge lifting—reportedly good luck—and also got to see a group of cyclists who ride the gigantic front-wheeled bikes from days of yore pedal across the London Bridge, escorted by police.

A very successful Tower day, if I do say so myself.

London Calling

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We arrived safe and sound and navigated our way through the Tubular waters of London. My lovely and generous friend Jessica, our delightful hostess, met us at the metro and we settled in. In an attempt to get rid of the jet lag as soon as possible, we decided to take a walk to the Vodafone store (unsuccessful—my phone is still not functioning despite 3 trips), look around Camden Town and get a pint at a pub. A real British one! So that’s exactly what we did. A veggie burger, pint and 2 DVDs later, we were sound asleep at the reasonable hour of midnight.

The Great McFlurry Debacle and other middle class problems of travel**

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We arrived at LAX with plenty of time to spare before our connecting flight. Although we had both eaten overpriced sandwiches at the Tucson airport, we realized we were both hungry. My first craving was a) terribly unhealthy and b) embarrassingly American: a McFlurry (M&M for me, please) and french fries from McDonald’s. Sorry, world. It’s true. Sometimes I crave that trash. I suggest this, and Lauren agrees her tummy wouldn’t disagree with that idea. We decided to take turns staying with the luggage, so she goes to purchase said snack. She returns only minutes later empty-handed and her proclamation was the definition of incredible: the McDonald’s at LAX did not serve McFlurries! The horror!

We discuss this situation briefly, and try to brainstorm other snack ideas. I really wanted that McFlurry and fries, though! To those of you who believe that the American spirit of innovation and entrepreneurialism is dead, hear this—it lives! It thrives, in fact, in the terminals of LAX, in the minds of hungry young 20-somethings. “Why don’t we just make our own McFlurries?” I suggest. So we did just that. Rolling through the terminal, we come upon a trusty Hudson News shop and purchase M&Ms and Oreos (Lauren’s of the Other McFlurry Camp—we speak not of them), then make our way to the “McDonald’s”–imposters!–to purchase vanilla ice cream. Satisfied, we sit and wait for boarding to begin, chowing down on sodium-saturated fries and homemade McFlurries.

The past few trips I’ve made overseas have all been meticulously selected so that I could fly British Air. I’ve always found that the service is better and overall I have good luck with them. One of the best things about international flights with them is the wide variety of in-flight entertainment. Perhaps I am a picky flyer, or perhaps we could call me an in-flight entertainment connoisseur, but I have to say that United’s IFE (let’s go with that for now, shall we?) is subpar to my accustomed BA flights. Only 7 movies!? Granted, I could watch them in German or French, but still. Seven? And they’re not nonstop?! And one of them had poor audio and another couldn’t give me picture until the very last 10 minutes of the film…at least there was Finding Nemo. I should have watched it in German…Good thing I had a crossword puzzle and 10 books at my disposal, as well as this here trusty laptop—which, for some reason, continues to blink its caps lock and scroll/num lock keys at me, does anyone know how to fix that?

When I consider all of these things, I laugh at the idea that some people might actually complain about them in a serious way. Louis CK has the best bit about flying and people being so impatient and forgetting that the fact that this technology is even available to them is such a miraculous thing. I’ll link y’all to him, for kicks. Now, I’m going to entertain myself by organizing my untitled songs in iTunes. Win number 2 for American creativity, in my opinion!

**This author acknowledges the absolute absurdity of this situation and realizes that there are much bigger problems in life than McFlurry supply and in-flight entertainment options. Consider it disclaimed.

It’s time again to fly…

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After more than a year away from some of my favorite places in the world, and the roads not yet traveled beckoning, I’m off again to Europe! This time it will be seven exciting weeks, both with others and venturing alone.

First leg: Tucson to London, where my dear friend Lauren and I will explore museum after museum, eat fish & chips, try to mind the gap, walk up the Tower of London, pose like the idiot tourists we are at Madame Tussaud’s, and watch frickin SHAKESPEARE at the frickin GLOBE Theatre! Huzzah!

Second leg: London to Amsterdam, to meet up with some divine Dutch buddies. Only a few days there, unfortunately, but we’ll perhaps see the city by boat, eat some cheese, visit some more museums, etc.

We’ll part ways there, and I’ll be off to Italia to bask in all things Romani e Orvietani and perhaps a few other side trips.

July also promises a week to me in Greece–mainland and islands–to soak in with my honey, who has thus far told me he wouldn’t let me get mugged in Piraeus at nighttime. Good deal.

So, check in once in awhile, I’ll try to update as much as possible! A presto, ragazzi!